for chuck norris' is the kingdom, the power and the glory forever and ever bam

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In the begining there was nothing... But chuck Norris
And on the Eighth day, Chuck Norris created God

God said "let there be light" Chuck Norris said "say please"

 

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"The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

 

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oh and await the pitchforks and torches any minute now.

 

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kosandpol said:

oh and await the pitchforks and torches any minute now.

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much painless then the roundhouse kick

 

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"A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded."

 

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"The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!"

 

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If you love you're girlfriend she loves Chuck Norris. lulz

 

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Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

 

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If Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on land.

 

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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children

 

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Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.

 

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A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

 

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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

 

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Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

 

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oops
whats this ???????

 

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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

 

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Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

 

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

 

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Question: What is the quickest way to a man's heart?
Asnwer: Chuck Noris's fist.

 

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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.