A teacher in a mathematics lecture asks a 3rd std Class,'
If there are 3 birds on a tree and u shoot
one of them,how many birds would remain??
'.Johnny,the nuaghtiest of the lot, shoots up his hand.
teacher: 'ok johnny ,wats the answer?'.
Johnny: 'none,madam.
If there are 3 birds on a tree and u shoot
one of them,how many birds would remain??
'.Johnny,the nuaghtiest of the lot, shoots up his hand.
teacher: 'ok johnny ,wats the answer?'.
Johnny: 'none,madam.
teacher: 'how?'
Johnny:' after hearing the shot ,all the other birds
will also fly away.'
Teacher:'no johnny, the answer here is 2,but I like
the way u r thinkin.
now johnny has a doubt.
Johhny: ' teacher can i ask u a question?
the way u r thinkin.
now johnny has a doubt.
Johhny: ' teacher can i ask u a question?
Teacher: 'sure'
johnny:' there are three ladies havin ice cream at the parlour.the first one is eatin it,the second is licking it while the third one is sucking on it. can
u tell which one of the ladies is married??'
teacher is terribly embaressed,but she puts on a johnny:' there are three ladies havin ice cream at the parlour.the first one is eatin it,the second is licking it while the third one is sucking on it. can
u tell which one of the ladies is married??'
brave face and answers.
Teacher: 'I....I......I guess the one which is sucking on the ice cream is married.'
Johnny:' no ma'am,the one who has the wedding ring on
her finger is married,BUT I LIKE THE WAY U R
Teacher: 'I....I......I guess the one which is sucking on the ice cream is married.'
Johnny:' no ma'am,the one who has the wedding ring on
her finger is married,BUT I LIKE THE WAY U R
THINKIN.' !!!!! 
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